Dude, you suck!

You liked her.

Alright, fine.

She asked you out, as usual.

And guess what?

You almost forgot that you're supposed to go out with her the next day.

And yet, you're late.

I asked her to screw you up or not.

She said you're a nice guy.

Alright, I trust her.

And now, you engaged.

At the age of 14, you get married and you're looking forward to it.

Who are you cheating?

Damn you kid...

Can have sex earlier doesn't mean you will gain anything great.

I seriously wished she hadn't met you.

Who knows what might happened to you next.

Penis got run over by a car when you're sitting by the roadside?

Nah... You wont have a penis that size.

I don't know why I'm posting this, but I know that you suck.